Police: You guys have been crude, outlandish, disgusting. You have even gone so far as to pictures of video game minors.
That guys: Dig Dug?
thinkofthechildren said…
and she's partially sighted and retarded (see, she can't even dress herself properly).
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS FILTH???? I demand we form a raving mob NOW, and that we don't stop beating shifty looking innocents UNTIL THE INTERNET IS PURE. BECAUSE I NEED A CAUSE IN MY LIFE.
Cast your mind back nearly two decades, to the heady days of 2001. Harry Potter... Lord of the Rings... Big Brother... Sopranos... 24... Friends... Buffy/Angel... 9/11.
In smoke filled hazy rooms akin to that seen/heard in the Streets Irony of it all, barely-twenty-somethings were, uncompetitively competing with each other all over the UK. Seeing how long they could last at 5 stars wanted rating in a tank on Vice City, or in this case who could get the highest score on SSX Tricky, Garibaldi, Showoff.
This was no ordinary competition, this was classic arcade leaderboard shit. We would sit about for hours on end passing the controller between us. Each run would last (to completion) around 5 minutes, but as we became more advanced and driven for the "perfect run". The rules changed. We were peaking around the 2 million mark. And restarts abounded. Restarts were generally reduced to 3 and could only occur before a certain point, you had to nail your first large jump and gener…
Sender: Lab.Manager@NEST Subject: The Hub Is Not A Trash Can
Dear All NEST staff
This is a polite reminder to all NEST staff that, despite appearances, the yawning abyss in the Hub is not actually bottomless. I shouldn't have to remind you that key security and safety equipment is down there as well as the emergency evacuation exit. Janitorial staff have found countless cigarette butts, disposable coffee cups and other general detritus down there. Please use the trash cans provided in shared work areas.
Sender: Lab.Manager@NEST Subject: Nap Room Changes
Dear All NEST staff
Due to a string of complaints about inappropriate behaviour the nap room will be single sex use only as of next week. You can find the nap room rota on the shared drive. There is a spare bed in the security office should you wish to nap when it isn't your sex's 'turn'. This is also a good time to remind staff that the nap room pods are single occupancy online.
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*Wnak*
That guys: Dig Dug?
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS FILTH???? I demand we form a raving mob NOW, and that we don't stop beating shifty looking innocents UNTIL THE INTERNET IS PURE. BECAUSE I NEED A CAUSE IN MY LIFE.