Thursday, July 20, 2006

Game based on the movie based on the blog based on the Games that define our lives.

Geez I leave for a few days and all Hell(bound Angels) breaks loose. But hey good news:


  Rated H for Homofilic




That Guys has finally been picked up by the people that matter, for a game that will actually matter!

Spoiler alert:

So far we can disclose the following information:

Controls:
A-Jump
B-Spin
C-Spin and Jump
X - Primary fire.
O - Cross
Triange - Double jump
Square - "homofobic" RP-PvE insult.
L1 - Slide Tackle
L2 - Secondary Fire
R1 - Throw Grenade
R2 - Grappling hook
L3 - Dive
R3 - Become undead and play from the Zombies poit of view.
Select - Map
Z- Accelerate

Levels: That Guy's: The official game of the official movie will feature revolutionary new level design including:
An Ice level. It will be all white and a bit slidy and you die if you fall in the water because it is so cold. Expect penguins and polar bears as well as an Xtreme snowbaording section.
A Fire level. Set in a volcano there will be lava and boulders galore!
A Warehouse level. This level is made out of crates. There will be a crane mini puzzle and an unlockable dispatch management minigame for the GBA!
A Sky Level. Set in the clouds there will be plenty of perilous edges to plunge from and falling platforms!

Missions: The game plays differently every time and at key points players have to choose their next destination, which is always the same but with a slightly different cut scene at the end. There are over 4 endings to unlock to get the true story!

Secrets: There will be additional material of a sexual nature, weaved into the coding so that we may get extra adverising once the game stops selling as well.

4 comments:

Cunzy11 said...

Good to have you back. Marvin was starting to act funny and was a bit blue.

chuff_72 said...

Secrets: A new costume will be unlockable, it will include some form of hat, possibly a panama.

Big Head Mode (Hilarious)

Small Head Mode (Possibly even
more hilarious, if that's possibly possible)

A silver version of the primary weapon

A gold version of the primary weapon

A didlo version of the primary weapon

Non-exploding barrels mode (where the red barrels... DON'T EXPLODE!!!)

Floating mode (something floats...oh yeeeaaahhh, you know (no not the Macho King))

Unlimited Ammo (ie: BORING MODE V1.0)

God Mode (ie: BORING MODE V2.0)

A scate boarding mini game

A smash the car/barrel (exploding) mini game

A mini game with the cast of Ape Escape (not including the monkeys)

A box... just a box

Richie said...

P.S. Fuck you Marvin

Quadbee said...

is will smith in it?