I fucking love (Non Avian) dinosaurs! Seriously! If I had to choose my top 5 fantasy mates it would be dinosaurs. If I could have sex with anyone dead or alive it would be dinosaurs ALIVE! And there is nothing I like more than dinosaurs and other extinct organisms in computer games. I mean serious dinosaurs NOT this shit or this shit.
Here we go. Top however many I get to Greatest Dinosaur Games of ALL TIME
1. DINO CRISIS 1 & 2
Not 3 though because it has fake dinosaurs. Who would bother with making a game called dino crisis and then rendering fake dinosaurs. Anyway, you get to fight dinosaurs and pick up files bout dinosaurs like a Michel Benton book! The second one is better because you can run and shoot AND YOU CAN’T EVEN DO THAT IN RESIDENT EVIL 4! SPOILER Also, after being chased by T-rex through most of the game fucking Giganotosaurus eats it because it is bigger and some people still don’t even realise that T-rex wasn’t the biggest. Capcom are proper 1337 vertebrate palaeontologists!
2. JURASSIC PARK: OPERATION GENESIS
You can build your own JP and send palaeontolgists off to dig for fossils to make other dinosaurs that weren’t even in the fucking film! Also you can remove all the fences and get the dinosaurs to eat visitors. Even better Shoot Her Shoot Her Robert Muldoon tells you off for it EVEN THOUGH HE IS DEAD in the film. In addition the Dr. who does the research is called Dr.Wo.!!
3. JURASSIC PARK: WARPATH
You can fight with your favourite dinosaurs EVEN ONES THAT WEREN’T in the films! The best bit is that you can eat people to fill up your health bar. Even better if you fight through with one character you unlock EVEN MORE DINOSAURS! Also there is a museum where you can learn about your favourite dinosaurs, how old they are what noise they make and how to say their names in American!
You can play as a dinosaur with guns! He looks like a T-rex but is very small so maybe he is a dwarf T-rex or a Nanotyrannus. Maybe he evolved on an island and that is why he is so small?
5. JURASSIC PARK
This was on the megadrive and it was well good because you could play as Dr.Grant but you could also play AS A FUCKING VELOCIRAPTOR! So what if it is too big in scale? That means it could be a Deinonychus, a giant Bambiraptor or a really small Megaraptor or a medium Utahraptor. Anyway it was hard but great.
6. POKEMON (All)
Okay so their names were changed but you could CONTROL an Ammonite, Trilobite, Coelocanth, Mammoth, Crinoid, Pterosaur or Opabinia! You could GET AN AMMONITE TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF A MIME ARTIST (albeit on a turn based way). That is education my friends!
I haven’t even played these but they’ve got some of the best rendered mammoths I have ever seen! BETTER EVEN THAN WALKING WITH BEASTS
This was ok.
9. TOMB RAIDER
The first one had T-Rexs and Raptor things and the second one had T-rexs and the third one had Raptors and T-rexs in it too!!!!!!
DINOSAURS IN GAMES ROCK!! Send in dinosaurs you’ve seen in games (no fake ones) and I’ll tell you how badly they ROCK!! I've just realised I forgot EVIL DEAD: FISTFUL OF BOOMSTICK, SIPHON FILTER and PARASITE EVE 2. ROCK!!!