Ok so, yesterday was a bit ranty so here is some medicine to remind me why I bother.

For years I’ve lived a double life.
In the day I do my job,
I ride the bus,
Roll up my sleeves with the hoi polloi.
But at night I live a life of exhilaration,
Of missed heartbeats and adrenaline,
And, if the truth be known,
A life of dubious virtue.
I won’t deny I’ve been engaged in violence,
Even indulged in it.
I have maimed and killed adversaries,
And not merely in self defence.
I have exhibited disregard for life,
And property,
And savoured every moment.
You may not think it to look at me,
But I have commanded armies,
And conquered worlds.
And though in achieving these things
I have set morality aside,
I have no regrets.
For though I’ve led a double life
At least I can say,
I have lived.

Still as effective now. Video here. Although almost everyone is naked in this vid.


  1. Anonymous10:18

    Old Skool Sony, when we were all getting high on WipEout 2097 and Tekken 2, may they rise again.

  2. Anonymous11:40

    when i was just getting high my fav has to be wide eyed psycho conquerer of worlds kid, wonder where he is now.

  3. Dude that kid was a girl!

  4. Anonymous13:05

    Your a girl.

  5. Dude that kid ws Chuff's Mum

  6. Anonymous13:27

    Your Mum more like.

  7. Oh man, I'd be really embarassed if my Mum appeared on a Playstation advert saying "And Conquer wooooorlllllds". What did your Dad say

  8. So your Mum is a little girl that Dr.Wo fancies and your Dad is the token black man from Hollywood.

    That explains everything....

  9. Anonymous14:45

    I always felt a little special around your mum chuff, by a little special I mean I had a huge great rodney on! And don't even mention what happens when I'm around your Dad! SPLURGE! (See you at home)


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