Lara Croft: Sold
Aside from her turning up in every EA game as a bonus character, she already has a game lined up...
Tomb Raiderz Urban:
Set in WWII on the beaches of
- Her boobs will be fully customizable using the Areola-mization menu.
- The game includes 5 Left boobs (Right boobs must be purchased on Xbox Live)
- Pressing L2 will cause Lara to stop what she is doing and just bounce.
- Lara has a new persona, she is cheekier, and uses way more innuendos.
- One of the unlockable extras is to play the scene where Lara is actually bought by EA, however this is a bit risqué for EA as it includes scenes of violent anal rape. And from what we have heard it is quite disturbing, as about half what through it zooms in on Lara’s face and she pitifully sobs to the camera “Wh-why? Why!… *whimper* all I wanted to… *sniff* was raid tombs *screams*”
And yet Manhunt 2 gets banned...