The problem with Fan Fictions, Fan art, Fan subs and dubs and Fan videos summed up with one image

Some of you might say that there is a lot wrong with ffics, fsubs, fdubs, fvideos and fart but all in all I don't hate it all. I do hate Linkin Park ruining an otherwise lovely, well put together machinima, GMV or AMV or whatever the fuck Wikipedia tells you you should be calling your creative output. However, the whole enterprise is often completely ruined by one little thing and the picture below sums it all up completely.


Here is a nice image, a nice concept, some good art, nice composing, good perspective, nice lighting, it ties in with the storyline, it's dramatic, nicely rendered oh yeah but DON'T FORGET TO PUT A SNIPPET OF AERIS BIFF IN. Oh and now you've gone and ruined it for everyone.
So here is another public service notice to the thousands, if not millions of gamers and gamer fans hemorrhaging content onto the internet.

DEAR GEEK
OTHER PEOPLE WOULD TAKE YOU A SMIDGE MORE SERIOUSLY IF YOU WEREN'T SO PREOCCUPIED WITH RAPE, TITS, UPSKIRTS, OMINOUS BULGES and CLOUD STRIFE. SQUEENIX WILL NOT EMPLOY YOU FIRSTLY BECAUSE THEY DON'T TRAWL SHITTY ANIME FAN PITS FOR FUTURE ARTISTS OR STORY WRITERS AND SECONDLY THEY WON'T BE HAPPY WITH THE UBER EMPHASIS ON ALL OF THEIR CHARACTERS HUMPING AND COMING. BTW THE CHANCES OF COMING, OR CUMMING, AS YOU PUT IT ARE SEVERELY DIMINISHED WHEN EVERYONE IS DOING EVERYONE ELSE IN THE SHITTER.

For fuck's sake guys.

Cunzy1 1

P.S Would, would and wouldn't.

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