Killzone 2 Hands off review

Man, do you remember Sentient? Jeez that was a pretty sweet game. They should totally update it and release it again that would be sweet. Oh dude, dude remember Colony Wars? That was ace. Someone should either bring colony wars back or make some kind of similar game. And freedom fighters! Whatever happened to freedom fighters? Hours of 4 player fun. And Project Eden! Fuck Left 4 Dead that was proper co-op.
And wipeout? Why is Wipeout 2097 better than Wipeout Pure. Oh and G-police. That whole universe was great. And Syndicate wars? Where's the new Syndicate wars or anything like it? That was awesome on the PlayStation. As was micro maniacs, crash team racing, mashed! Properly good games that still get played today.
Oh man killswitch was cool and the original Red Faction was amazing. Ico, Shadow of the Colossus, Dino Crisis 1 and 2. Kingdom Hearts, Dragon Quest, Burnout before it got ruined, PaRappa the Rapper, SSX FUCKING TRICKY, Timesplitters, Ring of Red, Beyond Good and Evil oh oh and remember playing blitzball on FFX. That was pretty sick. Music and vib ribbon were pretty cool too! The warriors genius, Star Wars Battlefront, the orginal WWF Smackdown. God those were the good days.

Hey, remember the utterly average Killzone that scored less than Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and The Urbz: Sims in the City? It even got worse reviews than Resident Evil Outbreak which was actually fully fully broken. Imagine spending all that time working on a game that got received worse than some shit capcom just cranked out at the last minute for outside of Japan. Yeah. It was pretty crappy.


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