Smash Bros Ultimate: A review of sorts

You know what guys, I’m not gonna pretend like you haven read a million genuine articles, fan reviews or perused some shouty American youtube channel, about how much of a success Smash Bros is!

By now if you have any interest in Smash, you will have played it, and you will know that it is good. Our option should not hold any weight as to whether you would like to play this or not, if it does hold some sway, please reassess your priorities/life.

So in aging sardonic fashion I would like to accost you with my almost unjustifiable nitpicks, so get your eyeballs round this!

Major gripe number 1, On the main menu the Vault is inexplicably unselectable without first missing it entirely and either selecting the two surrounding menus or worse, opening the right accordion navigation bar, nothing is more fun!

Touch screen
We are all clear and aware that the switch screen has touch capabilities, but instead of utilising this you are given an actual hand/finger to navigate with, Why? Why is it necessary to do that whole token on a character?

Character Customization
Why is character customization gone. So much potential and so poorly executed in Super Smash Bros WiiU, and now completely gone, I thought Sprits would have been an excellent way to implement this as augments to the moves, but no, no customizing, all gone.

Pokeball plus
What a trick missed, official pokeball plus released with Pikachu/Eevee Lets go… Not usable as a controller.

Well there you have it, as we mentioned this shouldn’t affect your decision to play this game, but what we can hope for is that it may just ruin your enjoyment, just a little bit. It’s all we can live for nowadays, we are embittered, with twisted hearts, we feast on that sinking feeling when reality stifles your fun and desire.

Love and please reassess your priorities/life,
Richie X

P.S. Just Kidding Smash is awesome and you should play the hell out of it, was maining Peach, now maining Corrin (Female pink version). Peace, Love and appropriate hugs to all of you!


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