Painful Moments in Gaming: Final Fantasy X-2

Final Fantasy X-2:
No, my "worst moment" is not actually playing through this hyperactive girl-power dross, though it is a major factor. When I bought the game I knew there was a "New Game+" mode so I was determined to complete everything I could on the 1st playthrough, reaching for the FFX2 equivalent of the holy grail; the Mascot Dress Sphere, which would be playable in New Game+. To get this, it involved getting an Episode Complete on all levels.  When I reached the point where I should have unlocked it, it did not happen... Now after a load of research as to why or how this could possibly be. The only thing I can surmise is that; very early on in the game there is a mini-game where you have to protect some crates on a wagon from bandits, I must have not saved enough crates. And well, the game can FUCK RIGHT OFF. It was a poor excuse for a sequel and considering the main bulk of the game was like I had just been brutally anally shafted with a 13" dry Dildo; a dildolification of Japanese girl power if you will, then as the repeated rectal punishment was drawing to a close... they bring out a 20" dildo coated in sandpaper with the words "You're not getting the Mascot Dress Sphere" printed along the side and proceed to, with no tenderness or gentility, penetrate. At this point I decided that this abusive relationship had to end. Frankly I couldn't be bothered to sit through it again, and as it turns out I didn't even care about the ending. 
Time heals all metaphorical rectal wounds.

Love and YRP,

Richie X


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