Apple Valentines?

So Apple are releasing a 32GB version of the iPod touch... Just in time for Valentines day.

Fuck spending £329 on your partner!! Seriously!!

and that tag line... "A little touch of romance." Who ever came up with that needs dragged out in to the street and their throat slit.

I would like to suggest "Like most Apple fans you will spent most of Valentines day touching yourself."



  1. Anonymous10:51

    Apple fans should all be forced to slit their own throats while some maniacs wait to fuck their still dying bodies. Then someone should piss all over their corpses. then the ladys from 2 girls 1 cup should come in and do their thang and cover their bodies with vomited up shit.


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