The Future of Gaming
The “future of gaming” is the new "are games art" question of new games journalism . Every amateur hack is whining on about whether it should be graphics? (Sony Lies, Xbox Lies and Nintendo Statistics) User-created ipodcatowningsecondlifesanfransisconofightingflickrpishimadeafourtyfootmodel ofmycatlisteningtoanipod? (Second Life) Or emotional storytelling (Ummm…) Well Fuckward journos if you put your mac down for two seconds we here at That Guy’s will set you straight. First of all games are inherently broken. Fix them please by following my easy recipe here . Secondly, fuck-online play. Soooo many console games have a one player mode, no splitscreen mode and a hashed-out-deathmatch-only-crappy-level-online aspect to it. Sure keep doing your MMORPGs but make fighting compulsory and let people ambush the guilds who endlessly hang around the hubs talking to each other. Now, if you want to make the next thing in gaming, I’m going to give the recipe to you right here and now: 1)