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Hey Kids!

Given my morbid almost perverse desire to combine sex and video games, and since my last pose was waaaay back in February for my Valentines Day sex and video games ideas, I thought it was time for a quick update.

There’s a bird out there that has designed a new Pong controller for couples. It’s a bra, grope the left one and the paddle goes left, grope the right one and the paddle goes right. Check out the videos here.

I have to say that this is delightfully unimaginative, pong has to be the least arousing game/concept out there. However, granted that using erogenous zones as controllers is a masterful idea in itself. There has to be better games to apply this to, something a bit more fast paced… I dunno say an R-Type like game moving up and down, whilst rapidly pressing the fire button seems to lend itself almost too perfectly…

But anyway so if you get two folk working together on this and given that sex gives that heady melding of two souls, could we potentially get a game with one hero but controlled by two mid coitus? Lets say one player controls the characters movements using pressure pads of their partner, whilst the other player controls the characters swords and guns?

Upgrade those swords!
Charge those guns!
D.E.V.I.L. T.R.I.G.G.E.R
Reach for the Super Stylish Combos!

DEVIL MAY CRY 5: [Witty Sexual tagline]



  1. Anonymous01:35

    heh.. nice...

    p.s. nice blog...


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