VOTE FOR DEOXYS

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. WE'VE ABUSED ALL CAPS TOO MUCH IN THE PAST, THIS TIME WE MEAN IT.

The Official pokemon website is running a vote for a pokemon that will be featured as a download via the Pokemon Global Link. It is clear that TGAM are poke addicts but it ain't all rosy. This could change everything.

Here are the current rankings of pokemon people have been voting for:

For the love of god Pokemon players. VOTE FOR DEOXYS! Deoxys has never been available in the UK. The empty spot in my almost living pokedex drives me crazy. It is a constant source of dismay to me and the people around me. Whoever the fuck is voting for ditto and pikachu needs euthanising straight away. Not metaphorical euthanising, deliberate hunting down, slaying dissecting and grotesquely displayed in public areas as a warning to others. As for the people voting for Arceus, sure, it is a nice third choice but there was an event for it a while ago. You missed out. Sorry guys. VOTE DEOXYS. For all that is left of good in this world, a vote for Deoxys is a vote against the powers of evil. A vote for Deoxys is good for the economy and will stop climate change in its tracks. Voting for deoxys has been proved to contribute to a cure for cancer. Show there is still a reason for living people. Unlocking a piece of digital code has literally never been so important.

If Deoxys doesn't win this vote, we're going to get special. I can't say any more because ridiculous privacy invading and thought police laws in this country means we could do time for threatening to BLANK up every single BLANK in BLANK until all the BLANKS are wishing it would be BLANK again if Deoxys doesn't win this vote. If there was ever one single cause the gaming community could rally around to prove we aren't all anti-social mouth breathers, its this one. Vote Deoxys, save the empire.

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