Congratulations ONM!

Congratulations to out favorite Uk-based Official Nintendo Magazine on their new Guinness Book of Records (Gamer's Edition) World Record for:

Most articles published on least content [Nintendo Franchise]

The prestigious magazine picked up the tenuous award upon posting the article titled "New Pokémon outed". This record breaking article made the books as the 2210,0067th article on the unreleased game Pokemon Black and White. So far, a handful of screenshots and a dozen confirmed new pokemon have inspired the skilled team at ONM to:

Write more news articles on this one game than Pokemon in the pokedex (with the new editions).
Produce articles which when printed out and bound, forms a series of volumes larger than that human genome book series that twattish scientists keep banging on about.
Write more words than neurons in the average human brain.
Draw more inane comments than bricks in the Great Wall of China.

The record was previously held by blogger Ed Green, who, due to a programming error had his article 'My idea for a zelda kart gaem [sic]' automatically reproduced 2210,0066 times in Spring of 2008.

Editor Neil Long [pictured] will be contacted for comment as soon as this post is published but understandably he has yet to preemptively reply.


  1. Thanks for sharing your blog to us. Though it's very hard to understand but it really help us.

  2. I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together

  3. Amanda Jennings10:27

    I didn't know that people still play Pokemon Go. I was sure that everybody, who played a year ago, grew up and now get their discounts not game discounts. The truth is the opposite, which is surprising.


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