Microsoft: Logic

Right so, I tried logging on to Xbox Live last night, but couldn't as, I have got a new credit card since then...

So I check my mail: and I have this in my inbox:

To update your credit card information:
1. Select your gamer card.
2. Select Account Management.
3. Select Memberships.
4. Select the membership you want to update.
For more info, go to www.xbox.com/support or call Xbox Customer Support at 0800 587 1102.
If you have already resolved this issue, please disregard this notice and accept our thanks.

Thank you for using Microsoft Online Services.

The Xbox Live team.

FAIL at step 2.!!

The moment you select Account management, it then says "you must be signed in to Xbox live", -.-

Caught in a viscous circle where Microsoft wont let me give them my money...

To be honest, I'm not actually that surprised, to think that this kind of stuff would be a painless procedure is just wishful thinking.

Maybe catch you kids on Live, Maybe.

Luv n hugs,

Richie

Comments

madbloke said…
erm...if your live subscription has expired, it drops down to a silver subscription, so you can still log in to change details/give MS some much-needed money.

Had you been on the gin when you were trying this?
Anonymous said…
Erm...Did anyone say their subscription had expired?

Richina was simply attempting to upgrade her credit card information, or did that part of the post escape you while you were busy attempting to assassinate her character by insinuating the poor girl was an alcoholic?

Perhaps you also failed to notice that the ENTIRE POINT of the post was regarding Microsoft's annoying habit of making their users jump through hoops in order to achieve the simplest of tasks - tasks that could and should be easily resolved, particularly on a fucking *CONSOLE*.

But then, you are 'madbloke'. How *wacky* it must be to be you - I bet you have loads of 'zany' capers' and 'crazy antics'.

Still, enough about you - FUCK YOU BILL GATES AND ALL YOUR SUPPORTERS - YOU ALL DESERVE TO DIE.

GIANT TASK RESOLVING HERO
Anonymous said…
If he's too stoopid to work it out then she isn't properly qualified to run an xbox live gold subscription.

TINY MAJOR NELSON BALLBAG
Richie! said…
Oi Cunt features!

My gripes are that it isn't as simple as it should be.

Go die in a fire...
Anonymous said…
OH MY GOD!

MY DAD DIED IN A FIRE LAST NIGHT YOU INSENSITVE BASTARD!!!

I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER NOW!!
Richie! said…
Much better. That my friend, is what they call Karma.

The universe can sleep sound tonight.
Anonymous said…
HE DIED AFTER SHAGGING MY GRANNY AND A SPARK SET HER TINDERBOX ALIGHT!!!!!

IM BARRY SCOTT CILLIT BANG FTW!!!
Anonymous said…
No, *I'm* Barry Scott.


Barry Scott
Anonymous said…
NAW YE URNAE!! AH'M BARRY SCOTT AWRITE YA PLUG
madbloke said…
To the first anonymous - I stand corrected. Apologies for breathing, I'm sure.
Anonymous said…
Yes, you *do* stand corrected, oh maddest of the mad, wacky, zany crazy guys. If you weren't spending so much of your time doing 'mad' activitities and involving yourself in 'hairbrained japes' then perhaps you'd have more time for comprehension of the English language.

And really, if you *must* breathe - at least try not to do so through your mouth.

Finally, anonymous posters tend not to leave their names at the bottom of their posts. YES I'M AWARE I CAN 'REGISTER' BUT I REALLY CAN'T BE BOTHERED.


GIANT MAD CRAZY CAPER
Tony Harrison said…
Just to be a party pooper and offer some helpful advice (I had the same problem a few months ago after changing my card):

When MS can't get a payment from your card (like if you've changed it or summink) they put a "violation" note on your account which means you can't do ANYTHING. If you call them up and tell the nice helpful idiot on the other side the situation they'll remove the violation and that'll allow you in to change it. They will however insist on referring to it as a violation, even though you haven't violated anyone at all. It will make you want to violate Bill Gates' eye sockets with a horsecock though.
Anonymous said…
*You're* a violation, Harrison.


GIANT TENTACLE HEAD HERO
Tony Harrison said…
The only thing I'm violating is my parole, I was in jail for sodomizing your parents but your sister bailed me out because she wanted some too.

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