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Look new frag dolls: And in a UK:R sylee: Wouldn't, wouldn't, wouldn't, wouldn't,wouldn 't, would but only in Yuna cosplay. N.B. That's USA Frag Dolls which Is why they could all at least pass for dog's dinner.

Right so as you may have noticed this site is quite Resident Evil orientated. I decided its time for our readers which are less Resident Evil-literate to be come more aware of the people/characters/friends/sex objects in it. First up we have Claire Redfield. Claire Redfield made her first appearance in Resident Evil 2. Claire who was currently on a 72 hour fuckathon during her spring break gets a call from her brother Chris who was desperately looking for some weed, as he had used up all his “Green Herbs”, “Blue Herbs”, “Brown Herbs” and even his Precious “Red Herbs”. Thankfully the guys that she was receiving Dry Entry Anal Justice from were dealers. She promptly dismounted, grabbed a nearby gun, killed all 4 of them, cleaned up, grabbed the weed, and then stole their motorcycle (Claire was always the black sheep pf the Redfield family, dabbling in drugs, anal sex, and Killing the undead from a young age). Claire arrives late at night in Raccoon City, where she attempts to go e

We love lists! Today- 10 disabled characters in computer games! We realise that in light of the DDA disability has been extended to, quite rightly, cover forms of disability that extend beyond the physical, for example, following the new act financial disability has for the first time been considered to be a formal disability. God knows we've all been playing RPGs and been disabled in this way, forced to fight generic blue bad guy for hours on end to get enough gil/rupees whatever to buy a slightly better sword or some much needed potions. But todays post is about celebrating virtual physical disabilities in characters. 1) Captain Ed Shivers- Timesplitters Future Perfect 2) Voldo- Soulblade etc. 3) Con Smith- Killer 7 4) Cloud Strife- Final Fantasy 7 5) Dr. Richard Keller- Half Life 6) Darth Vader- All the star wars games (Most) 7) Bentley- Sly 2 8) Jax- Mortal Kombat 9) Harman Smith- Killer 7 10) Badass Cyborg- Timesplitters 1,2 & 3 Disclaimer for Americans- I

Geez I leave for a few days and all Hell(bound Angels) breaks loose. But hey good news: That Guys has finally been picked up by the people that matter, for a game that will actually matter! Spoiler alert: So far we can disclose the following information: Controls: A-Jump B-Spin C-Spin and Jump X - Primary fire. O - Cross Triange - Double jump Square - "homofobic" RP-PvE insult. L1 - Slide Tackle L2 - Secondary Fire R1 - Throw Grenade R2 - Grappling hook L3 - Dive R3 - Become undead and play from the Zombies poit of view. Select - Map Z- Accelerate Levels: That Guy's: The official game of the official movie will feature revolutionary new level design including: An Ice level . It will be all white and a bit slidy and you die if you fall in the water because it is so cold. Expect penguins and polar bears as well as an Xtreme snowbaording section. A Fire level. Set in a volcano there will be lava and boulders galore! A Warehouse level. This leve

WoW two guest writers in one week. Chuff and I were discussing the next lot of games to come out. I was lamenting that out of all of them I honestly only fancy bout two of them. CHuff_72 then posted this back. Which seemed to raise some very good points: "I don't know, I think I'm a little more excited than you about some of the new stuff coming out, my tastes change all the time and I think I'm becoming less demanding in the face of the reality that nothing will ever be as good as you hope it will, the sheer possibilites that the power of the new consoles will have on the games I love already is quite exciting. I love sequals, seriously I just don't understand why people moan about them all the time, I can't wait for the new Conflict game, or Dynasty, or TimeSplitters, what will those games look like? To be honest I don't mind if they're shinier but more, I like the way all those games play, if I want something more progressive then I'll but Mass E

Members tried to warn us, but no-one believed them. After that all this staarted to happen. If you have a riff with people wanna bust, break out before you get bumrushed at the (Wild Wild West) when I roll into the (Wild Wild West) when I stroll into the (Wild Wild West) when I bounce into the (Wild Wild West) Sisqo, Sisqo we going straight to the Wild Wild West we going straight to the Wild Wild West now, now, now, now once upon a time in the west mad man lost his damn mind in the west loveless, givin up a dime, nothin' less........................

We here at That Guy’s are like a family. A weird family, I grant you, but a family nonetheless. There’s nothing I like more than writing stuff that they’ll comment on or even find entertaining counter-culture to the "YAY" games blogs that SATURATE the internet. 95% of them are utter drivel and not worth the time it takes to click a link to get there. What times we have had. The time that Chuff_72 chose the "no" option on the age verification screen on Thrill Kill . The time that Dr Wo 69 woke up from a catatonic stupor to answer the question "What is the administrative centre for Derbyshire?" On Who wants to be a millionaire? and then promptly fell back to sleep (the answer is Matlock btw). The times that Quadbee would beat us on Rally Cross even when he had the worst car. The time that Monfuche threw the pad on the floor and ran in to the bathroom because Silent Hill was too scary, didn’t even pause the game, her fear was that great. We don’t write it f