That guy's a Maniac...

This is the eulogy I gave at a recent friend's funeral. Sorry for the mushiness but I'm just so upset :( It felt like we never really got to know you, you were taken from us too early. When you first walked into our lives, we were full of darkness and violence but you were like a ray of light through the dark. You had such a sense of fun just like your old man. The reason you aren't here today is immediately obvious, you just weren't supported here. Overly long "Localisation" processes, zero visibility in many stores especially GAYM, expensive second hand games, months and months with less single format releases than the Xbox 360. Yet look at those you brought to us; Eternal Darkness, Super Smash Brothers, Resident Evil 4, Pikmin and Animal Crossing to name but a few. You showed us the full extent of what could be done with limited gubbinz under the hood when other formats were releasing rubbish clones of old games but, even back then the beginning of your

Yeah so apologies to all our fans! but we're back up and running now sorry for the extended break, we shall blame this on our Hosting Site people making love to the "Gay-button". Things that happened after we were so rudely removed from the internet... Wii relese date announced. More Sony Lies. Sony Racism UK:R does amusing post. Kingdom Heart II released (then i released) I quit WoW Anyways Good to be back, enjoy.

I thought pirate ninja, especially considering I decided to make my whole town ( Gaylando) gay because that really matters in videogames, however, the answer was Zombie Sasquatch. That's right folks I'm talking about Animal Crossing Wild World. Recently Team That guy's have all bought AC:WW. We'll be giving out friends codes here just as soon as the UK gets Wi-Fi. Seriously, checking for Wi Fi hotspots in my top secret London location reveals 3 BT Openzone Phone Boxes, 2 student unions and 4 pubs; all of which I wouldn't dare pull my DS out an play in because: 1) It'll get stolen 2) If I'm with anyone else it's really antisocial 3) If i was on my own in a pub it would be weird 4) I'm not standing in a phone box for 2 hours playing my DS. Aside, from the WiFi problems, probably should move to Norwich for two reasons , AC:WW is as good as the original and as good as everyone out there says it is, which is a good job really considering the absolu

Yeah so for those of you who don’t know Fatal1ty* (hereon in referred to as “Cock”) he is a Pro-Gamer. He won some competitions playing FPS’ like Quake and Unreal. Anyways so now this guy has his own brand a selection of Keyboards, Mice, headphones etc. Which brings Thatguys to think that we should bring out our own selection of hardware. Our idea is to create some kind of hands free device which allows wanking at the same time as playing specifically for: Dead or Alive. Dead or Alive: Beach volleyball SSBM, for looking up the skirt “that” trophy of princess Streetfighter II, get two Chun Li’s to bounce about making that “Hup” sound and perhaps KO her just as climax occurs. Devil May Cry We have already mocked up a controller: +  All we need now is for Nintendo to “release” a virtual Spluff-the-biscuit game. Multiplayer fun! Which leads me to another thought; the classic Spluff-the-biscuit game, the rules are the last person that unloads on the buiscuit has to ea

Insert Joke about "Pink". possibly related to ladies pink bits.

I was this close (makes a "very close" hand gesture) to buying this game the other day. DS, Dinosaurs? . Gamespot gave it 2.4 out of ten terrible. But it looks so good! I mean look at it! It's got everything, maybe. Hang on Aralosaurus? It's a bit of an obscure dinosaur but...oooh one of those crabs from sonic and a Mario ? block. I wonder what rearity means? I don't know but it's got one star for rearity, that might be good. It's even got foram impressions in the rock like real stratigraphic sequenes. They are a bit big though. I wonder what 165 and 41.9% mean. Sorry, gamespot I might have to get this anyway. UPDATE More disbelievers! Something is up though . Anonymous gave it a whopping 10! and a "excellent game i would recomend it to everybody." It's a conspiracy! I want Dinosauria goodness!

As promised I have managed to secure us an exclusive interview with the headlining DJ at Auchinawa! Her name is KaiserTia andas it turns out that she is a qualified maniac, because she once bit Cunzy11. 1) Welcome, Stranger . So, boring things first. As a "lady" gamer, where do you stand in the whole girl gamers issue? Do you feel you are stigmatised at all because of your genetic make up and/or your gaming hobby? Or is it simply that you beat Richie most of the time which is why he resorts to sexist remarks. Pfft. I personally don't want any special treatment just because I'm a girl. Most of the games specifically made for girls are rubbish anyway. Give me a shotgun and some zombies any day! I think any girl that knew how to pick up a controller the right way was seen as a bit of a novelty in the bad old days, but this is something that is inevitably changing. Every year I'm meeting more and more girls that are into games in some way or another, and I