Wednesday, August 19, 2009

TGAM top 50 ultimate TGAM top games best list of best games of all time ever: Number 41

We didn't forget. We were working on it all the time. Yeah that's right.

Anyway, number 41 on our list of the TGAM top 50 ultimate TGAM top games best list of best games of all time ever, well, it is none other than Johnny-come-lately Resident Evil 5.

Unlike all the other Resident Evil games on this list, this game is new. That is why it is so low on this list. What kind of elitist list making pricks would we be if we put a new game in the top 40? No kind. That is what we would be.

Resident Evil 5 was a departure from the classic series. Staple enemies like white male skinny zombie, white woman skinny zombie, fat man zombie and spanish people was replaced with just black people in this iteration of the classic survival horror series. For the first couple of chapters anyway. Then it was gas mask people. The game received stacks of criticism and some flip reversed racism against Japanese people for it's perceived racism. Then the game came out and everyone kind of got over it. That is the great thing about the great gaming nation of ours. Everything is so transient. So fickle. Forgotten in weeks.

The game itself was actually quite good despite including the following sins: Crates and boxes, enemies in crates, crappy co-op loading up the level then loading up player 2, 70% of the screen used, casual sexism and casual racism. A few reviewers complained about the akward inventory system but those reviewers are proper noobs. Noobs. Some people complained that you still couldn't move and shoot. Those people are no-scoping fags. It's just simply the best co-op game of all time. There was also a nude cheat for Sheva which is cool because you can see her boobies and they jiggled when she ran.

The game was just brilliant in fact. More brilliant than:

42: Wii Play Tanks!
43: Ed Fedemeyer's Haunted Maze
44: Resident Evil "gay den"
45: Final Fantasy VIII
46: Resident Evil Genesis
47: Dino Crisis 3
48: Dead Rising
49: Resident Evil Confidential Report File 1
50: Biohazard 4D Executer

Less brilliant than ...... Well you'll have to just wait and see won't cha?


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