Fatal1ty is a cock

Yeah so for those of you who don’t know Fatal1ty* (hereon in referred to as “Cock”) he is a Pro-Gamer. He won some competitions playing FPS’ like Quake and Unreal. Anyways so now this guy has his own brand a selection of Keyboards, Mice, headphones etc.

Which brings Thatguys to think that we should bring out our own selection of hardware. Our idea is to create some kind of hands free device which allows wanking at the same time as playing specifically for:

Dead or Alive.
Dead or Alive: Beach volleyball
SSBM, for looking up the skirt “that” trophy of princess
Streetfighter II, get two Chun Li’s to bounce about making that “Hup” sound and perhaps KO her just as climax occurs.
Devil May Cry

We have already mocked up a controller:

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All we need now is for Nintendo to “release” a virtual Spluff-the-biscuit game. Multiplayer fun!

Which leads me to another thought; the classic Spluff-the-biscuit game, the rules are the last person that unloads on the buiscuit has to eat it right? This gives gay guys a real advantage… Not fair.



*P.S. I dont actually hate Fatal1ty as a person, I just hate people who are better at games than I am.*

*P.P.S Everyone in the world.

Comments

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