Londonage Part 2
Step 2. Find Cunzy11 After landing in sunny(ish) Stansted Airport I was treated to a new challenge: Getting from Stanstead to London . Much to my delight there was a large sign saying, “This way for trains to Central London ”. But before I go further I should note that I took a train from Glasgow to Prestwick Airport which was a 50 minute journey costing £2.30. So I’m in the train station under Stansted Airport, I see some service called the “Stansted express”, but I do not see any ticket vendors, I do however see some foreign tourist with the typically huge rucksack, fumbling with a machine that seems to have swallowed his card, So FUCK using that. I get on the train, park myself down, and look around the carriage. There is a sign: Stansted Express £21 return to Central London . Twenty-one pounds! Gutted! That’s almost a 1000% mark up on the Glasgow to Prestwick Train. Sucks. So I sit on the train pretending to listen to my iPod, I say pretending, I’m actually just praying to Go