Thursday, July 10, 2008

Wii-lly


Welcome ladies and gentlemen for yet another inappropriate combination of sexual release and Nintendo. Look someone has made some attachments for the Wiimote that increase stimulation...

TBH Annalee over at io9 says, "Everybody wants to figure out how to put their thinger in somebody else's thinger via bluetooth or TCP/IP or port 1337. ", and this attachment has to be the least inventive Thinger2Thinger yet.

Like no-one else thought of it!

2 anal-tickles out of 10 poor effort, see me after class.

Luv n Hugs,

Richie X

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Monday, June 23, 2008

WiiBrator

FYI getting your flaps pinched down the side of the A button really fucking hurts so use a condom if you are gonna go for it hardcore
Well, I'm sure we all saw this coming, but someone has finally done it. As I'm sure most of you are aware, the Wiimote can be linked up to your PC, and using certain homebrew programs it can be used like a mouse, and there are some even some crazy little coders that got the PC guitar hero clone, Frets on Fire, to work with the wiimote guitar! And there was even the inevitable Wiimote vibrator programs.

But to take things further, someone has homebrewed some Wii software which allows this vibrator software to wrok with an image slideshow, and has online support for 32 people.

There you go, I'll let you contemplate those images for a while...

Luv n Hugs,

Richie

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Thursday, May 08, 2008

SaSi: Really?


Introducing the SaSi...

This ingenious piece of tech is due in stores very soon. How does it differ from every other sex toy out there? Well for starters it retails for £225, but don't let that put you off, Lets see what you get for £225:


From the manufacturer website Je Joue:

SaSi is the ultimate, customisable vibrator. Using the latest Sensual Intelligence technology, SaSi is uniquely intuitive. It learns and remembers exactly what you like, giving you the perfect, intense sensual massage every time.

  • Fantastic for partner foreplay or solo massage
  • Splashproof, non-porous and bacteria resilient
  • Removable covers made from phthalate and latex-free medical grade silicone, using the newly patented SMITEN membrane technology
  • Fully customisable with fascias available in different colours.
  • Rechargeable
  • Beautifully packaged ideal as a gift
A smooth, rounded head undulates under a thin, silky cover, creating a soft kneading sensation that can be customized by adjusting movement type, speed and vibration.

SaSi has two modes. In Natural Mode SaSi does what it is told. It comes pre-programmed with 5 movements, which are easily selected by navigating left or right.

In Learn Mode SaSi gradually morphs from one movement to another, trying new sensations. If you dislike a particular movement simply skip to the next one. SaSi will remember this and is less likely to use it again. If SaSi creates a sensation you really like, press the “don’t stop” button. SaSi will remember and use it again next time.

Just like a good partner, SaSi gives a different experience every time whilst still incorporating the movements you like best.

So apart from being very stylish, catering to the designer crowd (Ha! How long till we see a blinged-out diamond encrusted one) Its supposedly intuitive. From what I have seen It appears to come with a PC program which connects via USB and allows you to select different "playlists" for the session ahead of you, the more technologically savvy have apparently been swapping routines over forums. But even for the less technologically savvy the SaSi comes with preprogrammed routines and you can pick and choose (on the fly) which settings you prefer:

It's the first intimate device I've seen that remembers your preferences -- and then deliberately steps outside those boundaries from time to time, to see what else you might like. - Regina Lynn, Wired

The thing that gets me with this device is the designer style (and price) for it, a lot of heart and thought has gone into this product, but will it really go down that well with the ladies?

As soon as we at Thatguys get a hold of one of these we'll get the thatgirlers on the case ASAP.

Review Imminent.

Luv and soft kneading sensations

Richie X

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Friday, September 07, 2007

How much do you love your iPhone?

Physically?

Well with the new iBrate application, your iPhone can now show you some lovin too, for some literal “Phone sex”

The application offers… Nothing really, vibrate or don’t vibrate

However iBrate v2.0 is said to include the following:

Removable waterproof silicon sleeve, variable speed settings, a pulse mode, music playback, a bluetooth remote control, lube, clitoral stimulator, callback function.

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Friday, May 25, 2007

iGasm.. Really?

We have the honour of presenting our guest writer Rebecca from out sister site the soon to be launched: thatgirls.co.uk

Hi all,

Rebecca here, to follow on from the lovely Richie's posts on the iPod plug-ins we have yet another iPod plug-in! This time it is from none less than my favorite shop in the whole world Ann Summers!

Reasons why Ann Summers is the best shop in the whole world:

1. They sell sexy underwear.
2. All the staff are generally good looking, and extremely helpful. If you happen to be a guy and having to buy something for your lady friend... Just approach the staff, they dont judge!
3. They sell toys, special toys, special toys that do cool things.
4. They sell those cool panties that have little ties at the side, possibly the sexiest invention ever made on the whole planet ever.

Please check out Richie's posts on these toys such as the iBuzz, the OhMyBod etc...

The wonderous things about these devices is that it does go with any type of music.

Recommendations
Beethovens 9th (AKA Ode to Joooooooooooooooyes-yes-yes)
Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes (Turn the bass up for this one)
Paradise City - Guns n' Roses

Hell, Just experiment

Love n' hugs

Rebecca XXX

There you have it... Enjoy.

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