Pokemon Team: En Memorandum

Last month was a hard time for me. In part I was overjoyed at the exposure thatguys.co.uk was getting with that Kill Screen article. However it was also a dark time, my Pokemon Black Cartridge got put in the washing machine corrupted. This cart contained many of the pokemon who were on a par with the length of time played and connection with that Omastar, so as I am sure you can appreciate the joy of being featured was ever so slightly tainted...

As you can imagine, I was more than distraught. I considered trying to salvage my save using PC adaptors, or perhaps re-starting with a new save and using editors re-create my pokemon with their original stats. I could even send some of the “event” pokemon, those pokemon I queued for, or downloaded that are no longer available. That would be legit right, its not so cheaty is it?

I decided against it, to follow on from the Omastar article there is an emotional attachment to these guys, if I were to re-create them what would I create? Shallow empty copies. So I have decided to simply consider them dead.

On arriving to this conclusion I genuinely went through the 5 stages of grief:

1. Denial: Specifically dropping to my knees and screaming “NOOOOOOOO!” to the heavens
2. Anger: I fucking flipped a table!
3. Bargaining: This is the part I just mentioned; I could just re-create them that would be the same right? RIGHT?!?
4. Depression: I was fucking sad that I lost them, there is no real way to express this...
5. Acceptance: This. Post. Is. My. Acceptance.

A moments Silence for the ‘mons that are no longer amongst us.

Sgt. TGAM
Swampert
Outrageous
Dragonite

PewPew
Garchomp
Queefman
Dunsparce
Floo
Flygon
No name
Lapras
Cuntbubble
Togekiss
Deadball
Froslass

And yeah the shinies, the 1/8192 chance of appearing pokemons gone..
.
Scizor
Tangrowth
Parasect
Weavile


I would also like to mention I shall never EVER play Pokemon Black again it’s fucking cursed.

However white 2 is coming along well, if only I knew someone who could help me pad out my Pokedex...

Love and my super rod got a nibble,

Richie X

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