BUY KINECT NOW AND THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING INTERESTING TO DO WITH IT IN THE FUTURE!

Out-fucking-rageous. This advert is on the actual telly-vision. Except unlike the version in that link it carries the disclaimer along the lines of "visionary applications only". 

Basically, Microsoft have created an advert for the Kinect, yet another advert featuring a chilled out version of the Pixies' "Where is My Mind?", showing a whole host of things that might be possible in the future using Kinect but which aren't at the moment. 

Amazing new low from MS when it comes to Kinect. Can't sell any when you show what you can actually do with it today? Then hypothesize about the future. When the product might be useful. I think more ads should be like this one. Fuck four wheeled cars, just advertise flying cars with the disclaimer "made-up future bullshit in no way reflects existing product". Tobacco companies should advertise non-existent anti-cancer medicines to allow us to smoke as much as we like. Just occasionally take an "non existent visionary anti-cancer agent" every now and then to keep lung cancer at bay. Amazing.

Why does this advert even exist? Techheads and technology/interactive academics are really interested in the technology that Kinect uses. The masses that the product was designed for can't see the difference between this and what they already have on the Wii. The people that did pick up the kinect are really fucking disappointed with the  2 average and six shit games that need it. 

Comments

Pisspants said…
TADA! KINECT!
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ALSO, DONT HACK ME
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OK.. THATS PRETTY COOL
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LOOK AN SDK!
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GUYS MAKE SOMETHING COOL FOR US ALREADY

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