FIRST IMPRESSIONS DON'T MATTER*

Lightning: We have to stop the Zaffels.
A Man Who is Whack: Are you sure?
Lightning: ....
Whack Man: But I thought you were Pincelplips
Lightning: I guess we were all along
Whack Man: Quick. Get to Hope.
Four inches down a corridor later.
Hope: Where is lightning? I always hated it since the Pandforma days.
Whack Man: I'd like to submit an edict regarding the use of nouns for names.
Lightning: Hope! Did you ride the Vangle Goolies lightning?
Hope: Hopefully not Lightning.
Lightning: I meant lightning not Lightning.
lightning: Zzzzzap.
A CHOCOBO CALLED CHOCOBO COMES FROM WHACK MAN'S HAIR
Hope: Let's get a slave.
Apparently, after twenty hours of this, the game gets 'good'.
*Perhaps Square should have waited for the science to have been double checked on this one.
A Man Who is Whack: Are you sure?
Lightning: ....
Whack Man: But I thought you were Pincelplips
Lightning: I guess we were all along
Whack Man: Quick. Get to Hope.
Four inches down a corridor later.
Hope: Where is lightning? I always hated it since the Pandforma days.
Whack Man: I'd like to submit an edict regarding the use of nouns for names.
Lightning: Hope! Did you ride the Vangle Goolies lightning?
Hope: Hopefully not Lightning.
Lightning: I meant lightning not Lightning.
lightning: Zzzzzap.
A CHOCOBO CALLED CHOCOBO COMES FROM WHACK MAN'S HAIR
Hope: Let's get a slave.
Apparently, after twenty hours of this, the game gets 'good'.
*Perhaps Square should have waited for the science to have been double checked on this one.