DJ Hero peripherals announced!
Following in the footsteps of non-game series Guitar Hero, now on it's 16th iteration, and Rock Band (are we on 4? 5? nobody cares), the upcoming DJ Hero is also keen to milk the shit out of mainstream non gamers with these three peripherals so you can play with your mates:
DJ Hero Dex- Estimated Retail Price $140 pounds.
This killer dex will show how truly easy the job of a DJ is. Just put on a compilation CD and watch the game play itself. In the meantime you can feel up some jailbait who is on an AK trip.
DJ Hero Manbag- Estimated Retail price 54 euros.
Show off to all your friends how much of a super underground artisan you are with this mass produced man/record bag available at any shitty independent music shop that still sells vinyl. Customise it with up to four slots for anti war and graffiti inspired badges.
DJ Hero Beanie- Estimated Retail price £30.
Look like a youth knob at and away from the console! Has three slots for official DJ Hero 'ironic goth message badges' sold separately.
DJ Hero Tats- Estimated retail price £20.50 each.
Look like the twat you are with these exclusive twattish tattoos for you to show off at your fast food restaurant day job. Variants include that Celtic thing that everyone has, that stupid star design that people insist on getting on their wrists, neck and face and that other tribal thing that sluts get above their thong, which itself sits 4-5 inches above the ass crack and or trouser waistband.
We can hardly wait. We've preordered all this shit and it's all us and our wannabe DJ friends can think about. Until then we'll keep you posted with any news that comes our way about the latest plastic peripheral shit to kill gaming once and for all.
DJ Hero Dex- Estimated Retail Price $140 pounds.
This killer dex will show how truly easy the job of a DJ is. Just put on a compilation CD and watch the game play itself. In the meantime you can feel up some jailbait who is on an AK trip.
DJ Hero Manbag- Estimated Retail price 54 euros.
Show off to all your friends how much of a super underground artisan you are with this mass produced man/record bag available at any shitty independent music shop that still sells vinyl. Customise it with up to four slots for anti war and graffiti inspired badges.
DJ Hero Beanie- Estimated Retail price £30.
Look like a youth knob at and away from the console! Has three slots for official DJ Hero 'ironic goth message badges' sold separately.
DJ Hero Tats- Estimated retail price £20.50 each.
Look like the twat you are with these exclusive twattish tattoos for you to show off at your fast food restaurant day job. Variants include that Celtic thing that everyone has, that stupid star design that people insist on getting on their wrists, neck and face and that other tribal thing that sluts get above their thong, which itself sits 4-5 inches above the ass crack and or trouser waistband.
We can hardly wait. We've preordered all this shit and it's all us and our wannabe DJ friends can think about. Until then we'll keep you posted with any news that comes our way about the latest plastic peripheral shit to kill gaming once and for all.
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