SaSi: Really?


Introducing the SaSi...

This ingenious piece of tech is due in stores very soon. How does it differ from every other sex toy out there? Well for starters it retails for £225, but don't let that put you off, Lets see what you get for £225:


From the manufacturer website Je Joue:

SaSi is the ultimate, customisable vibrator. Using the latest Sensual Intelligence technology, SaSi is uniquely intuitive. It learns and remembers exactly what you like, giving you the perfect, intense sensual massage every time.

  • Fantastic for partner foreplay or solo massage
  • Splashproof, non-porous and bacteria resilient
  • Removable covers made from phthalate and latex-free medical grade silicone, using the newly patented SMITEN membrane technology
  • Fully customisable with fascias available in different colours.
  • Rechargeable
  • Beautifully packaged ideal as a gift
A smooth, rounded head undulates under a thin, silky cover, creating a soft kneading sensation that can be customized by adjusting movement type, speed and vibration.

SaSi has two modes. In Natural Mode SaSi does what it is told. It comes pre-programmed with 5 movements, which are easily selected by navigating left or right.

In Learn Mode SaSi gradually morphs from one movement to another, trying new sensations. If you dislike a particular movement simply skip to the next one. SaSi will remember this and is less likely to use it again. If SaSi creates a sensation you really like, press the “don’t stop” button. SaSi will remember and use it again next time.

Just like a good partner, SaSi gives a different experience every time whilst still incorporating the movements you like best.

So apart from being very stylish, catering to the designer crowd (Ha! How long till we see a blinged-out diamond encrusted one) Its supposedly intuitive. From what I have seen It appears to come with a PC program which connects via USB and allows you to select different "playlists" for the session ahead of you, the more technologically savvy have apparently been swapping routines over forums. But even for the less technologically savvy the SaSi comes with preprogrammed routines and you can pick and choose (on the fly) which settings you prefer:

It's the first intimate device I've seen that remembers your preferences -- and then deliberately steps outside those boundaries from time to time, to see what else you might like. - Regina Lynn, Wired

The thing that gets me with this device is the designer style (and price) for it, a lot of heart and thought has gone into this product, but will it really go down that well with the ladies?

As soon as we at Thatguys get a hold of one of these we'll get the thatgirlers on the case ASAP.

Review Imminent.

Luv and soft kneading sensations

Richie X

Comments

Anonymous said…
DONT LIE RICHIE, YOU'LL HAVE THAT THING ON YOUR RING QUICKER THAN YOU CAN SAY BROKEBACK MAVIS!!!!!!
Richie! said…
You wanting sloppy seconds?
Anonymous said…
CAN MAVIS CATCH THE CREAM PIE THEN TAKE AN ATM IN THE PROCESS?

IF NOT, IM NOT INTERESTED PRINCESS.
Richie! said…
ATM?
Anonymous said…
ASS TO MOUTH SWEETHEART. DO KEEP UP!
Richie! said…
Ugh, that would be A2M...
Votre cou est celui d'une giraffe said…
No wonder that so many games are so shit after playtesting if all you queers do is flirt over the internet with each other.
Anonymous said…
IT'S ATM TWINKLE. MAYBE ITS A2M IN ALL THE GAY PORN YOU WATCH, BUT IN REAL MANS PORN ITS ATM.
Richie! said…
I can't quit you Anonymous...
Anonymous said…
OI, GIRAFFE BOY, FUCK OFF BEFORE YOU GET YOURSELF RAPED INTO A PROLAPSE. WHEN I'VE DONE RAPING YOU I'LL SHIT IN YOUR HAIR.
Richie! said…
:O bit brutal, no?
Votre cou est celui d'une giraffe said…
Oh please! You wouldn't know where to put it sugar. Virgins like you barely get their zipper undone before blowing your load.
Perhaps you should keep practising on your pillow first?
Richie! said…
In my defence my "zipper" is slightly hard to work.
Anonymous said…
WOULDNT KNOW WHERE TO PUT IT? ID BE SPOILED FOR CHOICE. EAR? NOSE? GOUGED OUT EYE SOCKET. SHIT, I'LL SHARPEN IT TO A POINT AND MAKE MY OWN HOLE IF I FEEL LIKE IT.

YOU BORE ME.

RICHIE, HOLD MY COAT WHILE I FIST MAVIS IN THE SHITTER
Richie! said…
Consider your coat held. Fist away my man.


@Giraffe
Can I practice on you instead?

All this talk of sugar and pillows in making my willie dribble a little bit.
Votre cou est celui d'une giraffe said…
You would have to have a positive dick first to get any penetration done. Unfortunately, that's you disqualified.

Maybe Richie could fluff it for you?
Anonymous said…
Er..A question for 'Giraffe' - WHAT THE FUCK IS A 'POSITIVE DICK'?

NOBODY ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH HAS EVER USED SUCH AN IDIOTIC PHRASE.

I look forward to the explanation, and the ridicule you'll receive for your stupidity in coining this marvellous term.


GIANT POSITIVE DICK PHRASE
Cunzy11 said…
You've never seen a positive dick? That's an unfortunate confession. Oh dear for you. Is yours an innie?
Anonymous said…
STILL BORED WITH YOU TREACLE. A POSITIVE DICK? YOU MEAN IT SHOULD HAVE A DECENT OUTLOOK ON LIFE.

THIS IS THE REASON YOU BORE ME, YOUR IDIOTIC QUIPS ARE POINTLESS AND WOULDNT BE OUT OF PLACE ON THE BBC HYS PAGES.

YOUR REPLIES ONLY SERVE TO STIFFEN MY ERECTION.
Votre cou est celui d'une giraffe said…
You virgin children are tiresome. Listen, come back after you've been to college then at least then you might be able to pretend that you've had sex.
Cunzy11 said…
College? Primary school don't you mean?
Richie! said…
Hey Jiraf A/S/L ?

P.S. I want you.
Anonymous said…
GIRAFFE REPLIES, ERECTION STIFFENS. YOU KNEW THE CONCEPT YET YOU CONTINUE TO REPLY YOU DEVIANT.

DO YOU PREFER THE VIRGIN CHILDREN YOU PEDO. IM CHECKING THE REGISTER FOR GIRAFFE.
Anonymous said…
Poor Cunzy. She just jumped in there without thinking about the GEGH's motive's didn't she?

While I'm sure she's seen, felt and sucked plenty of these 'positive dicks' while out on her rimming/fisting adventures in the park, my actual question was directed elsewhere, and to someone else, however in the interests of fair play I'll indulge her this once:

In reply to your strangely random question, my belly button is an 'outtie'.

I've only got an hour left at work, so please reply quickly :)

GIANT OBVIOUS TROLL HERO
Cunzy11 said…
Well at least you can hang your hat on something.
Anonymous said…
I love you Cunzy.

DANCE DANCE DANCE!


GIANT HOOP-PROVIDING HERO
Cunzy11 said…
You've gone wrong in the head. You were always bordeline but I think you finally went. Goodbye GEGH, stay close to the edge.
Anonymous said…
Dancing monkeys - they're so cute the way they jump through the hoops their masters setup for them :)

CUNZY, YOU ARE MY DANCING MONKEY AND WILL DO MY BIDDING AS I COMMAND.

Now, I've got half-an-hour to go there's still time for one more.
___
/ \
\___/

Jump!

GIANT DANCING MONKEY COMMANDER
Votre cou est celui d'une giraffe said…
I'm a genius, I'm a genius. I'm a funny genius. Everyone thinks I'm funny and not at all demented, a bit unfunny and too obscure. I HAVE A HAPPY LIFE ON MY XBOX 360. MY NAME IS RAZIEL

GIANT CONFUSED MENTAL PATIENT

Solve that "mystery" you friggin mental.
Anonymous said…
Lol, yeah you've fucked it up now Giraffe, we know your 'secret'.

GIANT PICKUP ARTIST HERO
Anonymous said…
YOU DISAPEARED THERE FOR A BIT GIRAFFE, THAT YOU DOWN THE LOCAL PRIMARY SCHOOL LOOKING FOR VIRGIN CHILDREN. TELL ME, WHERE YOU ANYWHERE NEAR PORTUGAL LAST YEAR?
Richie! said…
I miss Giraffe...

I feel that it could have been the start of something beautiful.

Giraffe I will find you one day, and we can be together. Together in a world without Giant Enemies, Eye gouging and negative penis'

P.S. Are you legal? Cuz I don't wanna have to wait.
Votre cou est celui d'une giraffe said…
Oh dear, you are not very clever are you?

What if I were to say "Erik thinks you are way off?"
Richie! said…
It would confuse me further, I don't know an Erik.

Are you single?

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