<3 Deviant Art
Cunzy1 1: You know what would be neato chap?
Richie: What's that?
Cunzy1 1: A picture that showed family life of the Birkin family from Resident Evil 2
Richie: Oh. You mean before William Birkin impregnates his own daughter.
Cunzy1 1: No. Like way before.
Richie: Before Sherry is even born?
Cunzy1 1: Yeah, you know. Just the Birkins chilling out at the lab. Annette is due any day...
Richie: Cha ching. Thank you deviant art!
Cunzy1 1: Isn't that nice.
Richie: Yeah. That's magic.
Cunzy1 1: And look their home is a lab!
Richie: Or maybe they are at work.
Cunzy1 1: Yeah William Birkin is totally trying to get her to go home.
Richie: But the research Willy.
Cunzy1 1: Yeah, she does call him Willy doesn't she?
Richie: Yes because in America it's not as funny as it is here.
Cunzy1 1: You know what would also be awesome?
Richie: A picture of the so totally underage Sherry Birkin all hypersexualised with a gun and her butt hanging out?
Cunzy1 1: Yeah butt only if the artist makes pains to point out that she is totally 18 now so it's fine.
Richie: LOL butt.
Cunzy1 1: Yeah.
Richie: What is wrong with people?
Cunzy1 1: I guess they just obsess about Resident Evil 2 way too much?
Richie: Yeah. Listen I have to go right away now to ummm floss my hair.
Cunzy1 1: Yeah me too, and I need this tissues for my allergies.
Richie: Stupid. Fake. Allergies.