On the 2nd day of Dante-mas, Capcom gave to us…
Richie: Today on this 2nd day of Dante-mas, Capcom gave to us: NOT THIS FUCKING IMAGE!!!
Cunzy: It's wrong. Just wrong.
Richie: Someone clearly wasn't paying attention to Devil May Cry 3.
Cunzy: Someone clearly never played Devil May Cry 3.
Richie: Shit man, maybe this is the super secret ending on hard.
Cunzy: You're right. Sorry, SPOILERS everyone.
Richie: Why would someone do this?
Cunzy: Imagine getting up in the morning with the intent of creating that image.
Richie: I love Deviant Art though. It's like a mind reading website.
Cunzy: I'm all like, you know what I haven't seen but would like to see? Two half demon brothers from that game series I played about to get it on.
Richie: I want them to be looking into each others eyes longingly.
Cunzy: BINGO! Deviant art delivers every time.
Richie: Art galleries would be filled with shit like this if it wasn't for any kind of quality control.
Cunzy: Thank the lord for those art QC guys.
Richie: I bet Belial has never played a Devil May Cry game.
Cunzy: I bet Belial had to try really hard to not put a heart above the "i" in her name instead of a dot or period as they say in America.
Richie: Are the ones above i's called periods too?
Cunzy: No one knows for sure.
Richie: There's probably a fan fiction to go with this image on fanfiction.net
Cunzy: Yeah, with those disclaimers at the top. "These characters are not created by me or anything to do with me"
Richie: "I've never played Devil May Cry but I love the chars"
Cunzy: As if Capcom browse fanfiction.net looking for copyright infringement.
Richie: Hey guys! Someone is using our characters without our permission!
Cunzy: Lets sue the fuckers!
Richie: The fanfiction is probably titled Dante's first day at a new school.
Cunzy: Yeah, he gets bullied and hates his parents.
Richie: Fortunately, though the popular boy Vergil takes Dante under his wing.
Cunzy: And up the shitter.
Richie: Then they both came in all three positions
Cunzy: "Part two will be posted any day soon" reads the thread dated March 2007.
Richie: I bet Belial is a man.
Cunzy: I bet Belial has the bottom half of this image but couldn't get the hands right so scrapped it.
Richie: I bet Belial thinks Linkin Park rocks.
Cunzy: I bet Belial wishes she had a sister.
Richie: Or a friend.
Cunzy: I'm going to blow this image up and paste it on billboards everywhere.
Richie: Games make young women gay!
Cunzy: But gay strictly in the man sense.
Richie: It's hard to stress that without some kind of qualifying statement.
Cunzy: I hate homosexual men trapped in the bodies of straight women.
Richie: It's a hard knock life.
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