True confessions - Incoherent rants - Tyops - Part 2

As you may well know, the new transformers film is gonna have transforming iPods and transforming Xbox 360sWell… I saw this fucking excellent picture on Something Awful!

Now my issue is what would this guy be called?

Clitatron
Vaginator
Ultra Manless
Orgasmatron (I believe this is the name of those weird-spidery-head-massaging-things, so maybe not)

Stimulon
Vibrator
Dildonic Prime
Or Hot rod?

Apparently He will be able to be combine with Clit-suckerator, Butt-plug-a-tron, Lubinator and Maxiumus 240volt-plug-power-itor

To create...

Super Trigasmus Prime