Paraworld

I've noticed our site has had a massive increase in readers in recent days. Massive. I've also received a lot of complaints regarding the in jokey nature of the site so a bit of back story may be needed for those new readers. In which case, read the archives and come back.

For everyone else (Chuff_72). Why did nobody tell me about this? What kind of readers are you? You're supposed to be the World's Second Best Video Game Blog Readers. Shame on all of you. Watch this
It's perhaps the greatest concept for a game in the world ever and we should all be buying things like this right now. Don't hesitate. We need to support the dinosaur based video games industry. If we had to be the Official Nintendo Magazine we'd say it looks like a cross between Dino Riders, Warcraft II and Grand Theft Auto London. Okay so Gamespot gives it a less than average 6. But look at it! Amazing and it's educational, Boris Johnson, because it has dinosaurs, vikings and ninjas.

Personally ninjas don't interest me. A lot of people talk of pirates or ninjas but it's a lazy way of pretending to be wacky by keep going on about it. Also, condoning rape (pirates) and murder (ninjas) is a great way to get yourself raped or murdered. Think about that next time you ask someone "Pirates or Ninjas?".

Meanwhile I'm thinking about Paraworld, specifically:
Achelousaurus
Allosaurus
Ankylosaurus
Apatosaurus
Archaeopteryx
Baryonyx
Bothriolepis
Brachiosaurus
Carcharodontosaurus
Carnotaurus
Corythosaurus
Deinonychus
Dilophosaurus
Diplodocus
Dunkleosteus
Eusmilus
Gallimimus
Henodus
Iguanodon
Kentrosaurus
Kronosaurus
Lambeosaurus
Macroclemys
Maiasaura
Mammoth
Megaloceros
Muraenosaurus
Ornithocheirus
Oviraptor
Panoplosaurus
Parasaurolophus
Pentaceratops
Placochelys
Polacanthus
Psittacosaurus
Pteranodon
Quetzalcoatlus
Saltasaurus
Smilodon
Sordes
Spinosaur
Stegosaurus
Stygimoloch
Styracosaurus
Triceratops
Tyrannosaurus Rex
Velociraptor
Wild boar
Woolly rhino

From Wikipedia of course. But what a list! This is what more games need. The DoA guys knew it too. They were sitting around thinking "what would make our game about titties better, more educational and popular?". They came up with this and it went to be the greatest selling game of all time.

To read more top quality articles about dinosaurs in games go here:
Dinosaurs in Games, Dinosaurs in Art, Next Gen Dinosaurs.

Comments

chunkysalsa said…
Fully sure I told you about paraworld. Oh no, hang on. Damn.
Chuff_72 said…
I'M sure I told SOMEONE about Paraworld... but I could have been dreaming.

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