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Pirate Ninja or Zombie Sasquatch?

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I thought pirate ninja, especially considering I decided to make my whole town (Gaylando) gay because that really matters in videogames, however, the answer was Zombie Sasquatch. That's right folks I'm talking about Animal Crossing Wild World. Recently Team That guy's have all bought AC:WW. We'll be giving out friends codes here just as soon as the UK gets Wi-Fi. Seriously, checking for Wi Fi hotspots in my top secret London location reveals 3 BT Openzone Phone Boxes, 2 student unions and 4 pubs; all of which I wouldn't dare pull my DS out an play in because: 1) It'll get stolen 2) If I'm with anyone else it's really antisocial 3) If i was on my own in a pub it would be weird 4) I'm not standing in a phone box for 2 hours playing my DS.

Aside, from the WiFi problems, probably should move to Norwich fortwo reasons, AC:WW is as good as the original and as good as everyone out there says it is, which is a good job really considering the absolute shit l…

Fatal1ty is a cock

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Yeah so for those of you who don’t know Fatal1ty* (hereon in referred to as “Cock”) he is a Pro-Gamer. He won some competitions playing FPS’ like Quake and Unreal. Anyways so now this guy has his own brand a selection of Keyboards, Mice, headphones etc.

Which brings Thatguys to think that we should bring out our own selection of hardware. Our idea is to create some kind of hands free device which allows wanking at the same time as playing specifically for:

Dead or Alive.
Dead or Alive: Beach volleyball
SSBM, for looking up the skirt “that” trophy of princess
Streetfighter II, get two Chun Li’s to bounce about making that “Hup” sound and perhaps KO her just as climax occurs.
Devil May Cry

We have already mocked up a controller:

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All we need now is for Nintendo to “release” a virtual Spluff-the-biscuit game. Multiplayer fun!

Which leads me to another thought; the classic Spluff-the-biscuit game, the rules are the last person that unloads on the buiscuit has to eat it right? This gives gay guys a…