Yeah Its true I did lose at guitar hero, and It was to a "girl" (whatever that is?!?!?)
And i dont play guitar, due to massive left-hand failure caused by: 1. Massive stick fights in Shropshire, destroying most of my knuckle. 2. Slicing open my hand during an unfortonate incident in Hyrule. 3. Bad circulatiion due to sitting on my hand for too long for that perfect blind-mans wank. 4. Wnaking instead of playing the guitar. 5. Wanking too much.
P.S. "Boy"... I'm all MAN, lady! P.P.S. Never Tell Cunzy anything in confidence.
Guiter Hero, turd. If I want to listen to music I'll put a frickin record on the LP player. Gaming shouldn't be about watching UFO's cascade down a screen, its got nothing to do with the fact I have a spazzy hands. Dance mats were only good for playing Tekken and Tekken was only good for dance mats, fun for a round then your just too tired, A- of running on the spot and B- of Tekken full stop.
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Yeah Its true I did lose at guitar hero, and It was to a "girl" (whatever that is?!?!?)
And i dont play guitar, due to massive left-hand failure caused by:
1. Massive stick fights in Shropshire, destroying most of my knuckle.
2. Slicing open my hand during an unfortonate incident in Hyrule.
3. Bad circulatiion due to sitting on my hand for too long for that perfect blind-mans wank.
4. Wnaking instead of playing the guitar.
5. Wanking too much.
P.S. "Boy"... I'm all MAN, lady!
P.P.S. Never Tell Cunzy anything in confidence.
Quick update:
The Girl in question has released this statement:
"I BET I CAN EVEN BEAT DAVE GILMOUR!!!
MUAHAHA!!!"
Whats Wnaking Daddy?
Its when a man and a hand love each other very much...
My woman busted Easy - Expert in 6hrs.
There goes 50 English Pounds I'll never see again.
Guiter Hero, turd. If I want to listen to music I'll put a frickin record on the LP player. Gaming shouldn't be about watching UFO's cascade down a screen, its got nothing to do with the fact I have a spazzy hands. Dance mats were only good for playing Tekken and Tekken was only good for dance mats, fun for a round then your just too tired, A- of running on the spot
and B- of Tekken full stop.
Fuck Tekken, it's for the gays.
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